Tinkinator

Dad look at my new imvenshun
hmm, okayyy (wondering if its going to hurt)
no dad, its d' TINKINATOR
really? how does it work?
I push this button right here and point d' tinkinator at you and it tells me what you are tinking
cool, so see if it works
(pushes button on light-up light saber-type sword with a kinex sticking out of the handle)
well?
It says you tink I'm really smart
it works!
Hey mom, look at my new imvenshun!